Jabor

Do you guys have Any idea how WEIRD it is that this guy is a character in your TTRPG Group? Like really, how am I now supposed to interact with this character and not think about his massive cock? HE’s a cleric by the way. I know right?! This is probably his holy weapon, although he is usually using a battle axe... talking about splitting things in half, am I right? OH MY GOD, now I am thinking of the stuff we did when we were in that bath house... were we fought a werewolf, NUDE, both we and the werewolf. I play a goat-guy, a monk. There is also a catfolk summoner, an elf (totally-not-a-cat) shapeshifter and a human mage. Yeah, a human, weird, huh? So there was this one time where we battled head-eating robots, who all believed to be the same necromancer, and we solved the problem by make them argue who is the real necromancer and they started arguing and fighting each other. Classic. That was fun.

Measurements (medium):

Total length: 26 cm
Total usable length: 22.5 cm
Diameter of shaft (largest): 7.8 cm
Diameter of shaft (smallest): 5.9 cm
Diameter of head: 5.3 cm

Measurements (XXL):

Total length: 40 cm
Total usable length: 37 cm
Diameter of shaft (largest): 12 cm
Diameter of shaft (smallest): 9.5 cm
Diameter of head: 10.6 cm

Fresh from the nether regions of the Abyss, this big lug is exactly as scary as he looks. He might be dumb as a pit fiend, but he's also hung like one — equipped to satisfy even the most experienced playmates. Jabor will gladly “help” his partners to become well-trained connoisseurs — though he plays especially well with those who need a big, strong brute to fill a space in their heart... and other places.

Introducing Jabor! With a prominent series of ridges along his fat shaft and an impromptuly widened glory-hole as a base, he's sure to present a challenge for any planeswalker brave enough to test their mettle on his demonic equipment. While the medium model is certainly not for the faint of heart, the XXL variant is a different class of demon all together!