Bamboo

Oh, the hot and steamy air that surrounds you, my friend,
It's alive with moisture and scents that seem to blend
Into the very fabric of the forest, so lush and green,
Where life abounds in all its glory, a sight to be seen.

For here in the rainforest, everything teems with life,
And the raw needs of procreation, free from all strife,
Are on full display, with the sap rising in every shoot and leaf,
And it stirs something deep within you, a sense of sweet relief.

So slowly and deliberately, you shed your garments, one by one,
Until you come across a stand of bamboo, new shoots reaching for the sun,
And as you approach, your lips start to moisten with anticipation,
And you reach out to touch the thick and swelling shafts, without hesitation.

And in that moment, a little voice within your head begins to whisper and scheme,
"Why not?" it says. "Indulge in this primal display of life's wild and shameless dream."

Introducing The Bamboo! This potted plant pal can be watered with lubricant, and thrives in dark, tight spaces. It'll never die, won't wilt, and can strive in most toy storage spaces. With a layered texture all the way down the shaft, this bamboo shoot remains perky and ready for attention at all times! The potted base is perfect for anchoring down, and he currently comes in three sizes, so adopt this flora today and experience the many joys of simulated silicone cultivation!

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Design © Akifu Toys

Character & Artwork © Delirost

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